Me: Finally I can actually start my journey
***Later, after one route of dodging battles***
Me: Time to buy some pokeballs
Pokemart clerk: You look like your from Pallet town!
Pokemart clerk: You know profeser oak right?
Me: You mean the creepy guy?
Pokemart clerk: He's not creepy... anyway his order came in, Can I get you to take it to him?
Me: Really?! I just got here!
Pokemart cleark: Just take his order
***Later, after another route of dodging more battles***
Me: Oak, I've got some package for you.
Oak: Oh, that must be the custom pokeball I ordered.
Me: You get a custom pokeball?
Oak: Of course.
Me: But you don't even catch pokemon anymore...
*** Gary enters the lab***
Me: Not you again...
Gary: I almost forgot! What did you call me for?
Me: (Short term memory loss, I wonder where he gets that from)
Oak: Oh right I have a request for you two
Me: (What fun...)
Oak: I have Pokedexes for you
Me: (Once again, what fun...)
Oak: Here are some balls for catching pokemon
Me: Do you even know how wrong that sounds?
Oak: I'm going to ignore that question and keep talking.
Oak: When a wild pokemon appears, it's fair game.
Me: (So boring...)
Oak: Just throw a pokeball and try to catch it!
Me: Shouldn't we weaken it first or something?
Oak: Quit asking questions!
Oak: My dream was to catch all the pokemon, but I'm too old and lazy to do it, so I'm going to make you two catch them for me
Gary: Leave it all to me! Brandon, you won't be necessary for this.
***Back on route 1***
Wild Rattata appeared!
Me:You're joking right?
Me: Well might as well catch it
Brandon used Poke` Ball!
Me: What am I a pokemon now or something?
Game: Well, uh, no...
Me: That's what I thought
Gotcha! Rattata was caught
*** Pokemon: Rattata Nickname: Jeffrey Nature: Naughty LVL. 2 Met at route 1***
Me: Whatever...END OF CHAPTER
I caught a pokemon finally, but don't expect him to last long